When off work with man flu (remember what the office secretaries say kids – only women get sick, men are just hypochondriacs!), Wikipedia’s list of unusual articles provides unexpected solace. Where else can you read that the Smurfs were Commies, Chuck Norris was accused of satanic ritual abuse, and a Pope Corpse was put on trial? Where you can find that the bored KLF burnt a million quid as a joke, you can get a Boy Scout badge in Nuclear Energy, or get into wonderful smartarse Fortean stuff like Reptilian Humanoids, the Voynich Manuscript or Exploding Head Syndrome?
Eh? Eh? Nowhere, that’s what – and that’s a dead stiff claim (snerk) when you realise this is the Internet.